Thursday, September 20, 2007

Apel keno Shobuj? - Why is knife sharp?

Bhaishobbb…..

Bhaishobbb…..

Ashitechhey eiday shubhomuktiii….

Ekti char kona bhittik (hexagonal) shamajik, action-dhormee birol prem kahini……..

Poribarer shobaikey niye dekhar moto chhobeeeee……

Ashitechheyyy…..

Ashitechheyyy…..

Ashitechheyyy…..

Apel keno Shobuj? - Why is knife sharp?

Kahini Shong-khep :::::::::::

Joynal is an Apel Bebshayee...

He makes a meagre living by selling red apples..

One fine day, he found an apple which wasn't red - to his utter horror he realized that the apple was in fact SHOBUJ, green, the colour of evil!!!!

To make matters worse, he had fallen in love with Tuntuni, who is a boroloker meye, someone he’d met while being on the receiving end of a road accident!!! Oddly enough, Joynal had suffered no injuries, not even a simple bruise, but Tuntuni nevertheless apologized profusely and offered 10,000 Taka as compensation. Being the egoistic young man he was, Joynal tore the notes in front of the thousand or so people who had gathered and walked away limping…. This moved Tuntuni to the point that she instantly fell in love with him and after a few dance in the rain and few dhishum dhishum maramaris later they decided to marry each other. Chowdhury Shaheb, Tuntuni’s deddy, wasn’t at all impressed and vowed to kill this goriber bachha, aka Joynal!!!!!

What will happen next?

Can Joynal defeat the 300 Spartans that Chowdhury Shaheb has sent to kill him with his bare hands? Or more importantly, can he get rid of the evil green apple that has caused all this harm?

Shomoyee boltey parey Joynaler bhagger porinoti….

Come, sit, have pop-corn/chanachur/badam n enjoy…

PS : gate-lock after movie starts…

PS2 : gate opens when movie ends…

PS3 : please carry a set of hatpakhas as the ACs are out of order…

PS4: Phor Phirst time in the history of bangle movies : Scandinavian subtitles….

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Labhlee Tumi Kar ? The Machine Gun


Who is Labhlee? N y r ppl mad 4 her?
Wtz her-weight-2-height ratio?
Labh-LOO thinx Labhlee has been created 4 him but Gabh-LOO has similar thoughts as well...
They decide to fight it out in a bloody fight-till-death duel!
Problem is dere is only 1 machine gun!
So Labhlee being the judge of the competition decide that the award will be given to any of the suitors who can spell machine gun correctly before the other. So a 1 hr spellin test ws arranged n here r da results : -

1. Labh-LOO >> "May Sheen Gaan"
2. Gabh-LOO >> "Meye Shin Gannn"

Labhlee fell in a great dilemma - Both were wrong -
no where near the correct answer :(

Being the English Laureate that she was(~!@#$%) she knew the spelling cud b nothin but : "Mesh-in-Gaaaan"!!!!!!!

Who do u think will Labhlee choose?

C the movie 2 know :)

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

GORIBER DADA - THE GRANDPA PUNCH


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actionbhittik shamajik premkahini - shoporibare ashun, upobhogh korun...
(free scissors to cut ur seats at the theater if u don like da ending)....

Starring :

HIROO :

Jhonumanu Kinshu - 5 time black belt winner in elakar maramari....

HIROO-IN :

Dhongi Kumari - The super-duper-hyper heavyweight...

BHILAIN :

Lash-kata Shamsu - 17 yrs practical experience in Dhaka Medical College Morgue...

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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Omor Prem - Legend of a Fighter


Chiyen Chowwwwnnn meaan ko feen otokaa - shyun ki laaa mokokashiyuunn.....

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Jiboner Judhho - The Raginnnnnnggg.... Bullet-t-t-t-t-t-t . . . .



Golap Mia ekjon honest shahoshi 30 yr old (+ - 20)bhodrolok ebong tar dinkal motamuti bhaloi kete jachilo until the day when :::

Para'r Shirsho Shontrashi - "Most Wanted" by RAB, "Kala Farukh" shoots him right through his chest, penetrating the heart on its way. Blood gushes out and Golap Mia falls down on the street . . . :( :( :(

But being the brave man he is, Golap Mia rises up, and struggles his way home with his right hand on his chest (to stop the bleeding)...

The next day he goes to office, attends a date with his fiance, Hasna Hena and within a few days gets married to her...

After a year, Golap Mia has his first son, Prolap Mia and he still continues to survive with his right arm on his left chest…

Well time passes, and Prolap Mia graduates from a prestigious Law School and his soon married to the beautiful Alap Khatun. After a a few years, Prolap Mia & Alap Khatu have their first child Kolop Mia…

20 years after that, Golap Mia suddenly dies at the tender age of 80 with his wife , so, daughter-in-law and grandson beside his deathbed due to SEVERE BLEEDING FROM THE HEART……How bheri sad :( :( :( . . .



Saturday, January 28, 2006

PHULER SHUBASH - MORTAL KOMBAT !!!!!!

First ever movie actually made by us....
Hope u'll like it...
Itz a 666 kb download...
(Right Click on it and choose 'Save Target As')

Phuler Shubash - Mortal Kombat

Hope u'll like it...
Send me over comments, praises and/or hate mails to
mahdin.mahboob@gmail.com

Starring:

Mahdin as Monty
Raisa as Jorina
Shabab as Nantu...

Ekti Triangularbhittik Tribhuj Premkahini...

Friday, November 18, 2005

About You !!!

Here's Your IP Address and the Name of
Your Operating System...
Never Mind The Third Line...
Correct me if I am wrong :)

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Hit Counter

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Welcome to Banglar Cinema Studios...

...All you wanted to know about the 25 movies published from our house is here. Make sure that you bookmark this site so that you can keep yourself updated on the latest releases.

Feel free to post any comments/suggestions/praises/hate mails at mahdin.mahboob@gmail.com
Thank You.

P.S. - Pun Intended ... :)

Boroi-er Achar ::: The Ice Cream Factory



Jhontulala (our Hiru) is 10 yr old and works in a Boroi-er achar factory.

One day, while returning home from work he sees a Boroloker Chhele having an icecream cone. He wants a bite, but is pushed aside by the driver and Jhontulala is hurt
(more mentally than physically). He vows to own an Ice Cream factory when he grows up...

Ten years later, our Hiru is 20 yrs old (although he looks 45, never mind) and is busy dancing in the rain.....

But where is the Ice Cream Factory???

Saturday, August 13, 2005

POTOLDANGIR MELA – THE LOST BROTHERS


POTOLDANGIR MELA – THE LOST BROTHERS

Dablu and Tablu were twin brothers. Their father, Binkurula Box was an honest police officer and his AIM IN LIFE was to exterminate the (in)famous international heroine smuggler Jobbor Ali (Kalibali). Jobbor Ali had a multi-millon dollar business so he wanted to buy off Inspector Binkurula with a 1 Crore Tk. bribe. But Inspector Binkurula refused this saying that, ‘Khobordar Kalibali Shaheb !!!! Amake apni poisha diye kenar cheshta korben na … Amar Kachhe Onek Proman Achhe Ebong Ami Shighroi Shobar Shamne Apnar Eyee Mukhosh Khule Dibo………. ’

Surely Kalibali couldn’t let this happen and he planned to vanish Inspector Binkurula out of the face of this world.

The next day was Potoldangir Mela and Inspector Binkurula went to the fair with his wife Jorina Box and their two twelve year old sons Dablu and Tablu. They were singing :

‘Mora Tablu Gablu Dui Bhai,
Moder Kono Chinta Nai,
Amra Sharadin Toffee Khai,
La la la la la la la la lai’…….

Emon shomoy Bhishkowinnnnnnnnnnnnnnk………………
Dha Bhishkowinnnnnnnnnnnnnnk…………
Dha Bhishkowinnnnnnnnnnnnnnk…………

Kalibali’s men had attacked and they were going to kill Inspector Binkurula today no matter what. He hid his family in a small tent and fought bravely, single handed with the 30 odd men that were attacking him. He eventually succumbed to death, but not before killing 27 of his opponents. Somehow or other, the 3 other members of the family get detached.

Jorina Box is taken prisoner by Kalibali…..
Dablu is brought up by Kalibali and is made a dangerous Gunda (but he never gets to meet his mom…..)
Tablu goes to a fisherman’s house who brings him up to be a police officer…

12 yrs later…….
By the turn of events, both the brothers unite(mainly by the virtue of the song) and they decide to take vengeance on Kalibali…..

Who’ll win the battle? Kalibali or the brothers?

See the movie to know……………

DIRECTOR – MAHDIN SPIELBERG (MAHA BHAI)

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Urey Eshe Buke Laththi - The First Love


Sequel to 'Aaj Ghusha Khelam', 'Dupurer Khana Holo Latthi' and 'Fight Club'
Ekjon Nishpap Niriho Shishu Mintoo ... Tar Baajey Ghontoo Jokhon Rubel Taakey Ish-kooley Merey Bhorta Banay.
Edike Rubeler Boner Shathe Tar Gobheer Prem...
Kintu Mintoo Tar secret Raag Ta Gopon Na Raktey Perey Jai Kallu Mamar Kaachey .. to learn the secret art of Lady Rambo...
Rubeler bon Tumpa k korey shey bhalo basha .. not michey asha .. not bhanga basha ... kintu Rubel ek chakranir cheler shathey tar bon k kokhonoi dibey na biye...
...kenona tahole tar social status noshto hoye jabe...
Chowdhury Jaman shaheber ek matro cheley shey...
shey to dupurey bhaat khai na .. noodles khai - tao abr je shay noodles na - egg noodles!!!
ebong shey tar bon k ekti nichu jaater purusher shongey poribar poida kortey dibey ? E kokhonoi hotey parey na !!!
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Akis Biri ebong Friendship Cigaretter porichalito...
Ekti Gopon Premer Rupkotha (FERRY TAIL)

Kintu Bhulben Na Jeno : on .. too .. thiree .. cholo khai akis biri
frenz chilam,frens fry khabo
ek taanetey moja paabey dui taaney tey skukh


Shongbiddhibodho Shotorkikoron (Daktar Shaheber Owarning): Cigarette ebong Biri eki jinish noi....

Also, for better tasting .. Try Akis Biri with Magic Tooth Powder

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Rokter Protishodh - The Syringe



.... Ekti Jhorer Kalo Raat – Jewel, our 12 yr old hero takes his Mrittu-Potho-Jatri Mother to Daktar Shaheb, Kintu Daktar Chowdhury Shaheb is Boro Lok Ebong Choto Loker Tini Chikitsha Korenna. When Jewel insists, Chowdhury Shaheb shoves him away and Jewel gets hit to the ground and some 10 litres of Rokto comes out ::: So, since Jewel Er Rokto Thakey Gorom .. Kintu Monta Norom, he vows that ... Daktar shaheb will be history in this story ...
……. But Kahini Tey twist ta Thaakey Beka ... 12 years later,Jewel Er Jagoron Hoy Prem ... Malini Tar Mon Ta Churi Korey. Malini Tar Gaan Naachay Impressed Hoye Tar birthday partytey Daakey ::::::: Kintu Malini Daktar Shaheber Ekmatro Meye - & heir to millions…
…… Ei Agun Jaliye Chhai Baniye Dey Jeweler Mon ... Tar Monta Norom .. Kintu Hoye Jai Tar Rokto Abar Gorom !!!
….. How can he choose between Prem and Protishod? Which Agun is of higher temperature – Eitai Aaj Tar Proikhhar Bishoy. Eitai Holo Problem Tar Shomossha…
….. Ke Dibe solution er Shomadhan?

Naderul Miyar ebong Mahduddiner Bishesh Porichalito….
O Fair n Gably Porichalito…..
Ay Bochhorer Shera Obaastob Chhobi…
Shoporibare Ashun….
Deri Korben Na Kintu !! Shomoyer time Ta akhoni ! Deri Korley late Hoye Jaabey !


P.S. Satisfaction Guaranteed! Scissors will be provided with each ticket so that you can cut off the seats if you din’t like the movie.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Nirdosh Ashami - Innocent Love ...


The only sin JHONTU had done in his life was to fall in love with JORINA...
But Chowdhury Shaheb, the 'DEDDY' of Jorina, couldn't accept JHONTU, someone of a lower social status to be his Jamai. So, in the process, Chowdhury Shaheb gets Jhontu in jail with a false 'Arms Case'. Can Jhontu overcome this problem with the power of his love...??????????

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Obhimaani Kathbiral - The Jolly Woodpecker




Starring Woody Woodpecker...

Monday, June 27, 2005

Halkar Upore Jhapsha - The Sunshine Car


Arrey Dhur!!! Windshield diye to kichui dekha jai na. Janala diye mukh baray dekhar cheshta kori...

Can Shark(!!!) Khan succeed in seeing what he wants to ???

Friday, June 17, 2005

Doyar Shorir - No Mercy

Friday, June 10, 2005

Blood in Fire - Ora Bhoyonkor

Dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-dhi-......

Ah - Bhishkowiiinnkkkk......

Ah - Bhishkowiiinnkkkk......

Can you stop a fire with BLOOD? Maybe not, and datz wat the Bhilen of our story discovers at the end of the story...

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Shopno Holo Shotti - The Diet Coke


Notun Akorshoniyo Ebong Obisshashho ... Pan Korley Hobey Bhari Thekey Halka .. Hero discovers he can now carry his X-tra Hebbi Heroine
which was once a dream 4 him

Soooooo......
Now the heart of the Hero is now happy
kintu Question Ta Proshno Roye Jai ... Manusher Mon Boro Na Shorir Boro..
Theme song: O baby O baby O my dear
O baby O baby you come here

Advantages:

Akhon Tara Rickshawey Ekshathey Boshtey Parey
Janbahoner Shomossha Kom

Director : NaduDD (PG 13)
Editor : Spielberg_mahdin

Cast : Moyuri, Manna, Dipjol, Probhiti...

Monday, June 06, 2005

Bis-coot Keno Shyamta - The Crossfire

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Romeo & Juliet - Shudhu Premer Jonno

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Jokhon Budhhi Elo - The Brain...

SHAMI KENO ASHAMI - THE HUSBAND FROM ASSAM


TEA GARDENS, BRISHTI BHEJA GAAN, FIGHTING, DIALOGUES, CLIMAXES

EVERYHING THAT U CAN POSSIBLY NEED FOR A SUPER-DUPER-BUMPER-HYPER-HIT !!!

Shabab Keno Shabib ( H2O )The Yellow Braces ...


The metallic story of two people with similar names but very very extremely unsimilar attitudes, and also unsimilar TEETH.
Those metallic yellow braces differentiate the two people until they meet at a final death match till the extinction of the very dirty very yellow BRACES.

Golapi Ekhon Bashai... - The Pink Floyd

Sequel to Golapi Ekhon Trainay, Golapi Ekhon Dhakai, Golapi Ekhon Bilete...

Cast:
Nicole Mukherjee as Golapi
Curtly Ambrose as Pink Floyd
and
Jumbo as himself...

Director:

The one and only Steven Spielberg(Not Iceberg!)_Mahdin

Friday, May 20, 2005

Mayer Chokhe Jol - The Waterfall....

Yet another Documentary from BANGLAR CINEMA. Will let you know each and everything about Niagra Falls (beside Victoria Lake) in China.
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Ishpicial At-trac-shen
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Specialist Commentary by eminent Belgian Cricketer Karim Abdul Jobbar

Featuring :

Niagra Falls as Lake Victoria
Karim Abdul Jobbar as himself
and a million more Leading Artists...

Director : Steven Spielberg (Not Iceberg!) _ Mahdin

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Bou Shashurir Judhho - The Bullfight


Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bohu Thi...

Mashook Keno Mishook - The CNG...


The Mindboggling story of an angry ( ?????) young man crossing the cross roads of life without being afraid of Land Cruisers or even 18 wheelers for that matter.
RATED :- R (for angRy)

cast
amader oti priyo Mashook BabaShook as the CNG
CNG as herself
18 wheeler as itself

n introducing - George Lucas (Battery) _ Shabab as the director Mamu

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Chacha Keno Alpesh? ... The Oily Comb...

The first documentary from the production house,
we emphasise here on the Legendary Character of 'CHACHA' in Savar.
At the end of the cinema, everyone is left asking,

WHO DIN'T HAVE SWEET MEMORIES WITH HIM ???

The Answer Of Course Is, OBVIOUS...

The following picture should summarise chacha :


Milon Keno Murgi? ... The Angry Frog...

Ekti Kungfu-Bhittik Shamajik Premkahini - Puro Poribar Shoho Upobhogh Korun :)

Protishodhher Agun ... The Submarine


First Cinema from our production house - A massive blockbuster, which inspired us to make all the following Cinema.